You want to know who you really are? You don’t have to look far just take a leak or cut a vein
You’ll quickly see the truth 75% water is what you are sloshing around in a big old bag
The rest is not much better just some lipid sandos and steaks I guess that’s all it takes.
How is it possible for this slippery mess to be the source of so much distress?
Seriously, everyone should just relax and enjoy your day at the beach lounging in the warm surf inside your hide.
Yep, that’s just what I’m going to do once I’m done writing these fraught words
Oh I wish it were so but I’m still me so on we go!
Note
While the brain is 75% water, the body is roughly 60%, and that can be highly variable across individuals. But the brain is all that matters anyway, and 75% is a much cooler number than “approximately 60”.